byWADE…the middle class are wimps…

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iammenotyou.com cartoon illustration middle class rioter
...just your average middle class chap letting off steam...

…so i love being middle class….i get to pay all the taxes and see it siphoned off to prop up the banking system or pay for better ways to keep an eye on me….i get to fight for all the jobs – the ones that haven’t been exported yet…i get to enjoy competing for smaller shittier houses in crap neighbourhoods that i can afford now…i can look forward to coming out of retirement later on and pushing those arrogant little adolescent shits out of shelf-stacking, burger flipping and grocery bleeping because i reeeaaalllly want that opportunity to keep contributing to the community in a constructive way when i have the benefit of wisdom to share with others and i want my last years to be truly meaningful and truly golden…

…if i’m honest about it….i’m feeling just a little more than pissed off right now…but it’s good news that – being middle class – i won’t actually do anything…right

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